26/3/07

Quizzes

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.


You Are 56% Brutally Honest

Honesty is important to you, but generally, you try not to be brutal about it.
You'll sugar coat the truth when you need to... and tell a white lie when necessary.


You Are 60% Happy

You're definitely a happy person, even though you have your down moments.
You tend to get the most out of life, though there's always some more happiness to be squeezed.


Your Personality Is

Rational (NT)


You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!

Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.

You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.

In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.

At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.

With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.

As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.

On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.


Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.

You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?

It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.

In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it.

Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high.


Your Vocabulary Score: B+

You have a zealous love for the English language, and many find your vocabulary edifying.
Don't fret that you didn't get every word right, your vocabulary can be easily ameliorated!


Your Stress Level is: 48%

You are somewhat prone to stress, especially when life gets hard.
When things are good, you resist stressing over little problems.
But when things are difficult, you tend to freak out and find it hard to calm down.



You Are An INTP

The Thinker

You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.

You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.


You Are 68% Bipolar

You're more than moody - you're a bit unstable.
If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help.


Your Porn Star Name Is...

Spanky Bottoms


Your True Love's Name Is

Luis K.


You Are a Pundit Blogger!

Your blog is smart, insightful, and always a quality read.
Truly appreciated by many, surpassed by only a few


You Are 36% Paranoid Schizophrenic

You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head!


Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve


You Are 46% Feminine, 54% Masculine

You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders.


You Are a Drama Princess (or Prince)

You're not over the top dramatic, but you have your moments.
You know how to steal the spotlight...
And how to act out to get your way.

People around you know that you're good for a laugh.
But at times, your drama gets a bit too much for everyone.
Tone it down a tad, and you'll still be the center of attention.


The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.

With respect to money, you spend carefully and save your pennies.

You think good luck is something you won't attain - you expect bad luck.

The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society.

You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.

When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.


Y por último, lo que me define tras haber perdido tanto tiempo en estas chorradas (gracias a Brid... ejem...):

You Are 66% Addicted to the Internet

In your opinion, life without the internet is hardly worth living.
Could be, but you probably need a bit more fresh air and sunshine to think clearly.


Lo siento por tanta idiotez junta. Los hice hace un tiempo, pero me sabía mal no publicarlos, hay varios bastante graciosos (el Three question personality test me define bastante bien, y eso que realmente sólo eran 3 preguntas. :P)

PD: Odio las prácticas, me duele el dedo cuando tecleo porque esta mañana nos han hecho pincharnos el dedo y desangrarnos todo lo posible para "averiguar" nuestros grupos sanguíneos con los sistemas AB0, Rh y MNS mediante métodos tan modernos como los que usaban los clérigos en 1253 dC*.

*Realmente los grupos sanguíneos se descubrieron a principios del siglo XX. Antes, muchos de los pocos que tenían la suerte de optar a una transfusión acababan muriendo por incompatibilidad. Chachi, ¿eh? Por cierto, acabo de leer en la fantabulosa Wikipedia, que la primera transfusión se hizo en 1667, dándole a un chaval sangre de oveja. Como el chico murió al poco tiempo, acusaron al médico (Charles-Baptiste Denys) de asesinato. Si hubieran dejado al cura del pueblo rezar un rato, seguro que eso no habría pasado... cough, cough, ejem...

4 comentarios:

Radwolf dijo...

¡Te han "calao" en casi todo! XD

La verdad es que a mi también, aunque algunas cosas son inexplicables (como lo de que mi blog es imprescincible para la gente y si no lo leen viven con miedo(???!!!)). Sharp wit? Mi no entender.

El tema de incompatibilidad de tranfusiones de sangre siempre me lo había imaginado como el Colacao en leche fría. ¿Te gustan los grumitos?

El Jose dijo...

Esto tiene que leerse con más detenimiento pero... ¿spanky bottoms? ¿SPANKY BOTTOMS? ¡Por los mensajes gays subliminales de la película 300! pero ¿qué credibilidad tiene un test que dice que literalmente "Culitos Zurrados" es nombre para una estrella del pon-no?. ¡Sacrilegio! (Yastá ya lo he dicho... luego comento más a fondo...)

Mirian_Deed dijo...

XDD realmente el último es el que mejor te define! (y al 80% de los que nos pasamos por aquí jejejeje)

sans dijo...

Agh, demasiados tests >_<